Menstruation is not a joke but these posts can definitely make people laugh.
There are days when you’re the happiest person and then those where you are the most depressed person alive. All you want to do is roll up like a ball and drink warm drinks along with lots of desserts.
Honestly, after going through this post, you will forget about everything that ever caused you pain during your cycles. Even those chronic cramps and clothe stains that gross you out at times.
1. My periods are late for no apparent reason!
me: *a virgin
period: *is late
— imani sims (@rosetampon) April 12, 2017
2. Swedish fish can be scary!
I just saw a swedish fish in my bed out of the corner of my eye and thought it was a period stain and now my heart is literally pounding bye
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) September 19, 2017
3. But I can’t!
I just want to jump as high as the girls in the tampon commercials
— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) April 17, 2017
4. We’re all in this together!
If a girls asks me for a tampon and I don't have one for her, best believe we bouta search the entire vicinity together to find her a tampon
— Tease (@tease) March 14, 2017
5. It really does help!
putting my overheating macbook charger on my stomach to help period cramps because I’m a modern woman
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) May 14, 2017
— P. (@beniidareet) July 26, 2017
7. They sound way more comfortable!
I'm too lazy to put a tampon in so I'm just making new period panties
— Traci (@debon7) August 22, 2017
8. Must be his unlucky day!
Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back.
— Lisa Coen (@lbcoen) August 6, 2017
9. Moment of anxiety!
me(on my period): omg this is the worst, most inconvenient thing ever i never want to experience this again
me(period is late): well…fuck.
— chloe macintosh (@grlforce) March 31, 2017
10. Somehow everyone finds out!
Hidden camera footage of the exact moment my period starts pic.twitter.com/NjLX5TWFiw
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) February 20, 2017
11. Emotional AF!
burst into tears at end of cardio class cuz I was overwhelmed by the strength & beauty of the other women so yes ok I may have my period
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 10, 2017
12. Surprises that always make you happy cry!
I know I'm on my period because I found a yogurt in the back of my fridge I didn't know I had and started crying
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 5, 2017
13. Which one is best to be lazy?
I see lots of tampon brands claiming to be best for being active, but which brand is best for curling up on the couch in fetal position?
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) May 11, 2017
14. Wonder Woman in the house!
Me: Let's see Wonder Woman!
Him: We already did.
Me: I know but I'm on my period now so it'll be even better this time!
Him: Wait, what?
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 9, 2017
A good name for a feminist tampon company would be Gravitas
— erin lang syne (@morninggloria) June 6, 2017
16. Babies are the cutest creatures ever!
Me: I love babies so much, can't wait to have a mini me
*period is late by 2 hours*
— caramel marijuana (@thenotoriouscma) March 23, 2017
17. Menses is on its way!
me: *gets a cramp*
me: *dramatically stares into the distance*
me: menses is coming
— Laura Silverman (@LJSilverman1) August 22, 2017
18. Broke the scale!
On a scale from 1 to 10 my PMS has reached a Lady MacBeth.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 3, 2017
19. Longer than normal!
My period lasts longer than a cabinet position in the White House.
— albertina rizzo (@albz) July 31, 2017
20. Is it?
The human body is composed of 70% water, or before your period 90%
— Elle Noël (@ElleOhHell) July 2, 2017
21. The most emotional phase ever!
Womanhood is great until it's days before your period and you burst into tears watching an old man paying for a bag of oranges with dimes.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 20, 2017