Crazy Jewish Mom’s Texts Are The Most Hilarious Texts That You’ll Ever Read

Who hasn’t heard about Crazy Jewish Mom?

You haven’t? Where have you been living for the past year? I mean, she is making waves since Kate Siegal started a page dedicated to her mother. Now, this may sound like such a sweet gesture.

In reality, however, Kate made the page to share her mother’s weird, sarcastic and sometimes savage texts to her daughter. She wasn’t named Crazy Jewish Mom for nothing.

So that is why we have compiled some of our favorite texts for you to take a look and see.

Source: crazyjewishmom

#1 Bathing suit.

#2 Topless.

#3 Shame!

#4 Option D.

#5 Nay-Nay.

#6 Underwire.

#7 Dating ad.

#8 Joyless alien.

#9 Dating profile.

#10 Period shame.

#11 Being lazy.

#12 Biological clock.

#13 Happy moms.

#14 Engorged sub collateral hemorrhoid.

#15 Game Of Thrones episode.

#16 April fools marriage.

#17 Turkey hump.

#18 Guilt trip.

#19 C-section.

#20 Living in a car.

#21 *Box of wine.

#22 Changing plans.

#23 Mens thoughts.

#24 Condom holes.

#25 Gold sweater.

#26 Marijuana tampons.

#27 Pizza.

#28 Flawless saleswoman.

#29 Real threats.

#30 Happy mothers day indeed.

#31 Mermaid tattoo.

#32 Fake sick.

#33 Makeup tips.

#34 Buns or jars.

#35 Therapy.

#36 Pumpkin pie proposal.

#37 Voice space to space texts.

#38 Shampoo and conditioner.

#39 Blind doctor date.

#40 Modern Cinderella story.

#41 Freezing app.

#42 Hanukkah present.

#43 Food baby.

#44 Hair color code.

#45 Top of the list.

#46 Virginity burn.

#47 Beautiful daughter.

#48 Loser!

#49 Reading glasses.

#50 New Sibling.

 

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